jmstarchild-deactivated20120816 asked: scream. scream again. attack with pillow. (sting your thigh). make you watch movies against your will. boardgames against your will. set you free into the wild.
What would you do to me if you found me tied to... →
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Comic Equius: D --> I do enjoy indulging in the eloquent speech of my highb100ded nature, I occasionally insert some horse pun tendencies within my conversational patterns, please e%cuse my behoovier, I do enjoy that which is STRONG and I am quite proud of my STRONG demeanor however I will apologize if I act rashly, also e%cuse my perspiration which takes hold whenever I am particularly agitated or e%ited.
Fandom Equius: D --> I require a towel, I seem to be sweating, I happen to be perspiring, I just broke something, I need another towel.
I need to speak with my AU people right quick.
"Be rich, not famous, just filthy sinking rich."
tentacledicks: storyowls: WHAT WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON PR? OH MAN DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. I would save that money, I would fucking save it, and I would live the laziest, most self-indulgent, upper-middle-class lifestyle, holy shit. I wouldn’t even buy expensive things, I’d just not work for the rest of my life. Also, charities. I’d still work. I’d still work because...
lizzorasaurus: andante-ace: askbatts: HOLY...
"Be rich, not famous, just filthy sinking rich."
WHAT WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON PR?
Skyward Sword...in which you over-examine the...
Kai: this video shows Cawlin sitting on Groose's bed bawling.
Kai: And even though THAT is kinda weird...
Kai: What gets to me is that if he laid down on that bed, he would fit it PERFECTLY
Kai: So how the HELL does GROOSE sleep on it?!? XD
Kai: Legs sticking out the end?!?!
Jak: I HAVE NO. IDEA.
Jak: I thought the same thing
Jak: I was like
Jak: are you still sleeping in your kiddie bed?
Kai: Maybe there's just a 'standard' size for the academy.
Kai: And then Groose joined and they went 'well...fuck...'
Jak: what about Stritch seriously
Jak: they sleep on a fucking kids bunkbed
Jak: he must fold in half. XD
yeezywalkwithme: sometimes when im sad i start up tf2 and i look at the picture for attack/defense and i look at engie you go, lil feller you go Is it bad that “Cotton Eyed Joe” started playing in my head?
sarkyfancypants: ohh-jaah: mothercheesus: ...
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
deku-nuts: msmommabosco: When I place my legs in a cage of spandex I dance like hell to release the madness “SOUL MATE.”
nemesismess asked: Questions! V, E and T :D
everets: when did this become hooter than this
vikkersss: everyonesahero: soundeffectzandoverdramatics: A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to. H - The last person I hugged. I - The last time...
nemesismess: deathofatune: ...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
Got new fruitsnacks yesterday.
Aladi’s is the best when it comes to fruit snack themes. “Dinos and sharks.” I kid you not, it’s dinosaurs and sharks put together.
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high an your head down low
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
tentacledicks: storyowls replied to your post: Hi my name is PR and I have the attention span of… ~pap~I need to add you on pesterchum so Cait and Raul can BS with each other. Yessssss you do. Also you need to tell me what you look like/want to look like so I can draw you an itty bitty godtier. Here. And you have ANY idea how hard it was to pose like that with my hips?
Headcanon for AUy thing
n8tacles: Let me know if you guys like this: The troll planet is relatively new to the solar system. It got caught by the Sun’s gravity and is sort of oddly hooked into an orbit near Earth. The human governments think it’s just a planetoid that is uninhabited, but of course the Trolls are on it. They hide underground or in their hives mostly due to how hot the sun is every time their planet...
repede: When did respecting religious beliefs (see: Christianity only) become more important than people’s lives?
PUT A LETTER FROM A - Z IN MY ASK BOX AND I'LL...
bratwursttrousers: miramay replied to your photo: someone inspire me please ……equius in a kawaii-ass lolita headband with glitter?
rottenmeats asked: † Your religious Views?
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
The Great Fandom War
biteythevillain: synnesai: mastersfavorite: awkwaben: juggadouche: shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys Welcome to Homestuck y’all Oh, my god. HOLY FUCKING CRAP wow that is very accurate it’s kinda scary the war that raged for years
n8tacles: agniology: ...