One of the things I got last night was a washable tattoo. I don’t know where to put it…mmm.
1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
cygnett: you are driving home from work when you hear a thud on the roof. you can hear a muffled voice, but the only word you can make out is “baka”. you figure it’s just your imagination and keep driving. however, the threat is all too real- you realize now that dozens of anime girls are falling from the sky and getting mad at you because it’s not like they like you or anything. you’ve been...
cordycep: “fat” is just an acronym for fabulous and thick
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
trickstercheebs replied to your post: And a few minutes after I finish reading, the… mother nature just wanted to set the mood She did a damn good job.
And a few minutes after I finish reading, the storm starts to fade away. I…how?
Read the 8th volume of The Sandman.
Actual storm going on outside of my house at the same time.
teaandglowsticks replied to your post: Ended up going into town with my parents. We had… Sounds awesome matie! :D Craig’s Cruisers had the SPIDER STOMP GAME. I HAVEN’T SEEN IT IN FOREVER AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE IT I PLAYED IT 3 TIMES IN A ROW LIKE A BIG GOOBER.
Ended up going into town with my parents. We had dinner at Craig’s Cruisers, and played games. Got some decent stuff for 260 tickets. Then we went to Meijers so Dad could walk dinner off(it was a buffet), and I got the Avenger’s album. Today went from decent to great.
I've been watching videos of Guild Wars 2.
I’m not usually into PVP stuff but….I WANT THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
literallymoraniarty: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a...
People who should be in bed: Cuddly and me.
cuddlyxmedics: storyowls: People who aren’t in bed: Cuddly and me. People who are sobbing over the fact this wraith cannot be real: Cuddly and no one else because Cuddly is a freak. Sobs. ~shoulder pat~
People who should be in bed: Cuddly and me.
People who aren’t in bed: Cuddly and me.
Just made a troll priest.
Watch me completely fuck this up somehow.
My pre-teen crush was Harry Potter.
And that’s all you need to know.
There's a Forsaken DK waiting in a tunnel on his...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t wait for the raid group to come back back.
"Valley of Strength is under attack!"
Rush to get there to see if I can help. Nothing’s happening.
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
do-you-have-a-flag: videohall: Cutest 4 seconds ever BABBY WOMBAT!
guys trigger warning
thewinsexters: there’s this thing going around and it says “I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this” or something and you click on it and it has really big flashing lights and this face up close and loud ass creepy noises and it scared the mother fucker out of me but i think if someone had epilepsy and they clicked it it could be really bad for them so if you have epilepsy don’t...
ryanmoshling: Do you know what I love When people tell me about how they saw something and they say to me “it reminded me of you”
tltty: porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
This vegan/vegetarian talk is making me thing of that one gf Drew Carry had on his old show that was vegetarian(or vegan, I forget which). All I remember is from one episode is how she FLIPPED OUT when she saw the store sold a farm toy set. And that was my first impression of the vegans and vegetarians everybody, they were completely nuts.
I’d like to show that a man and a woman can be friends and go to work and live...– Robert Doherty, Elementary producer (x)
dubbleyew: snoipahkat: Read more thank you someone had to say this
anonymous: you're cute!
me: mom is that you