If you’re reading this then it means you’re following me.
Congratulations on your excellent decision.
Here is your prize:
KAR

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If you’re reading this then it means you’re following me.
Congratulations on your excellent decision.
Here is your prize:
KAR

(Source: catchaf1re)
i’ve fallen all over this obscure pairing and i cant get up
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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(Source: dirtywowfantasies)
are you spring chicken enough?
keep your pecker warm and wattle full of fashion this spring with this great seasonal accessory
cluck cluck fuck you!so i got a job finally and its in advertising
im just dipping my toes in the shark tank thats my target audience here(submitted by rhetoricironic)
dot let those sharks nibble theyll leave you bleeding
also honestly??? i think you should go back to the soap sculptures idea
oh fUCXK I FORGot about this omfgchreist
dear god in heaven
In honor of Nation Masturbation Month, I’m giving away some free sex toys and accessories!
I will be giving away some of the excess toys I have from EdenFantasys. One person will receive the grand prize including:- 1 “Pleasure Petals” pink cylindrical vibe
- 1 purple knobbed toy sleeve
- 2 Dental dams
- 1 Silicone Finger Bunny Vibe
- 1 mini H2O Peach flavored lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 condom lollipop
- 1 Single-use packet of toy cleaner
- Variety Pack of Condoms2 People will receive the second prize for female-bodied people including:
- 1 Adjustable vibrating egg bullet
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 Dental dam
- 1 Variety Pack of Condoms2 people will receive the second prize for male-bodied people, including:
- 1 vibrating cock/toy ring
- 1 single-use packet of lube
- 1 Condom Case*
- 1 “Cum Kleen” wipe (Mango)
- 1 Variety Pack of condomsTo enter to win one of these prizes, you must 1) Follow me, 2) Reblog this, and 3) comment on your reblogged post whether you prefer the male-bodied or female-bodied themed packs. Giveaway winners will be picked on May 31st. Thanks!
*Condom Case color may differ
female pleaseee
Female si vous plait.
MEDIC
WAT
This skin, oh my god what the fuck ;
I feel bad for laughing at this.
hahaha oh wow
Why….WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?